Confessions Of A Designer Handbag Junkie
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The article "Confessions of a Designer Handbag Junkie" is about fashion, it has been written by Bag Lady.
As you're likely aware, I am a desinger handbag fanatic. I have been advised by family and friends that this could be developnig into a problem, but I am confident that I have it under control. Sure, I have bounced my rent check to purchase a new pruse. Who hasn't?
There have been times when I have skipped out on my utility bills, so I would have enough money to buy a new handbag. Who wouldn't?
I have spent countless nights dreaming about shopping for the latest fashionable designs. So what if I want to have Kennteh Cole's babies.
I really don't see the issue here. To make my mother happy, I have made the following pledge (ever-so-loosely based on the "twelve step" program):
My name is Cathy, and I am addicted to designer handbags and high fashion. I admit that I am powerless over Prada, and that my life has become unmanagaeble in certain respects. I have faith that a power greater than Dior can restore my sanity. I have made a pledge to turn my will and my life over to the power of the House of Gucci.
I have made a searching and fearless invnetory of every handbag on bagborroworsteal.Com.
I have made an admission to Chloe, myself, and my friend Sara regarding the exact nature of my wrongs. I am ready for Melie Bianco to remove all these defects of character, and I humbly implore her to remove my shortcomings. I have made a list of all the handbag desginers I have harmed with my caustic language, and I am ready and willing to make amends to them all.
I have gladly continued to take personal ivnentory of all my designer purses, and when I was wrong it was promptly admitted.
I have sought through prayer and meditation to improve my conscious contact with Vivienne Westwood as I understand her, praying only for knowledge of her will for me and the power to carry that out. After having this spiritual awakening, I have tried to carry this messgae other handbag junkies. I have tried to apply these princpiles in all my erm…..Affairs.
My name is Cathy, and I am addcited to designer handbags and high fashion.
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